Ich wäre dafür, Putin den Friedensnobelpreis zu verleihen,
weil er weniger Kriege führt als Obama oder die Europäische Union.
Mankind is looking for an answer to this great question of our time:
How many kinds of toilets must there be at public places?
Traditionally, only 2 sexes were known, and we had one toilet for each, totalling 2 toilets.
But recent progress in gender research has shown that there are many combinations of sex and gender.
I suggest the following form of stating one’s „toilet status“:
s: 0.8 m, 0.7 f,
gs: 0.1 m, 0.5 f,
gp: 0.3 m, 0.1 f
o: 0.1 m, 1 f.
The numbers describe the current sex, social and psychological gender and sexual orientation, each as a combination of male and female degree.
Addressing the toilets, I suggest to have an infinity of them, arranged in an 8-dimensional hyper-cube.
(As a side effect, the challenge of constructing this building will unite all of mankind’s efforts and lead to world peace.)